Two Short Stories

1. The only time I ever witnesses anyone wet themselves in front of me was when I was about 11 yrs old. My friends sister was laughing so hard she pissed her jeans. My friend thought she was lying; however, they were relatively cluttered people so they would leave clothes lying around all the time. I always had trouble sleeping straight through the night at others’ houses so naturally around 3 or 4 I awakened and went to invesitgate. HOLY SHIT, SHE SOAKED THEM! There was not a dry patch on any of her panties and a huge stain around the ass. I was turned on of course.

2. Now the most exciting and disappointing story at the same time was this: I had a friend who I dated and we broke up for our own reasons. However, I still liked her and remained friends, doubting that she still liked me. The night after the enlightment tour, Weezer for those who may not know, we were leaving and it was so crowded she decided to hold off the pee. I thought she could hold it but apparently she was really desperate by the time we had left the parking lot. I’m getting turned on by her holding herself, taking a peek every now and then. Finally, being the good friends we were, she told me that she was sort of being turned on by being so desperate. Not knowing if I should respond positively to the statement or scold her, I gave her a puzzling look while she laughed. Wow was I starting to get hard at this point with so much restraint of it not showing. The disappointing part of this story for me is this: she made it to the toilet regardless of the hour of traffic we went through, and I never got to do anything with her since the incident. HOW FUCKING DISAPPOINTING IS THIS?!?

by kangajew